26th May 10
By late October, operatives had uncovered a crude plot device, the details of which they would not reveal for fear of alarming an already-tense public. They also came across several script pages hinting that the fabulous foursome would be traveling to Abu Dhabi for a week of decadence, glamour, and no-limit fun. No action was taken at that time, however, because investigators believed the likelihood of anyone carrying out a plot based on such a flimsy premise was "preposterous at best."
“For your safety, and the safety of those closest to you, we advise all Americans to stay indoors on May 27,” Mueller said. “Women in their mid-30s, especially those with questionable tastes and few actual interests, should remain extra vigilant during this time.”
Added Mueller, “Their boyfriends, husbands, and fiancés are also believed to be at risk.”
